Leave your hum-drum, ho-hum, boring ol' shower experience in a smoking rubble, and emerge from your bathroom with the unmistakable scent of the best days of your life.
What does it smell like? If you come back from a great -- and I mean a GREAT -- camping trip, and you wish you didn't have to wash your clothes because they smell like the kind of memories you'd never want to forget... well, take that scent, and make it into something you'd actually wear on the regular. But before you think we fancied it up into some snooty cologne, rest assured, it smells like campfire, gunpowder, whiskey, sagebrush, and maybe a little dirt. But it doesn't smell like that "good enough for the guys I hang out with" wet wipe armpit smell... and that's what makes it good for those times you have to interact with regular people.
What is this body wash? It’s a satin of suds for your shower that brings an elevated showering celebration to what might otherwise be a hum-drum, ho-hum water experience.
Is it amazing? YES!!! It's a high-quality and long-lasting body wash that smells like badassery and also leaves no permanent char marks in your shower. And tell me: How many other companies can confidently make those kind of bold product claims? None. That's how many.
Oh yeah, and it comes in a badass aluminum bottle, which is rugged as all get-out, and it's recyclable.
What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
What does it feel like? This velvety satin of suds is delightfully latherful and leaves your skin silky smooth.
Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances, but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.
"This stuff really does smell like sage, campfire, and gunpowder. Absolutely shocked. Very impressed! Smells great!" - Joseph
Know what that sound is? It’s the sound of beginning your amazing day layering on the gorgeous, earthy scents of campfire, whiskey, and the outdoors.
Fire in the Hole Campfire Body Wash lets you go camping without even leaving the bathroom. (Which will remind you how much you like to go camping, and then increase the number of times you go camping.)
So imbibe freely, light some fireworks and suds up this fine ol' body wash that smells like campfire.
8 oz of this body wash lasts about a month and some change, makin' this about $0.31/day, which is a darn fine bargain for smelling so amazing.
If you decided, instead, to light a bonfire in your bathroom, you'd be lookin' at about a $6000 bathroom remodel, or 19,354 days of Fire in the Hole Campfire Body Wash.
So really, you're practically making money by using this body wash.
Plus, it comes in a durable, sturdy container, so if you ever find yourself in a Psycho shower scene, you've got a very handy blunt object! I mean, you can hardly afford not to buy this body wash.
Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe) Leaf Juice , Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Glycerin, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Cyamopsis Tetragonoloba (Guar) Gum, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Butrospermum parkii (Shea Butter), Citric Acid, Fragrance
8 oz of lathery awesomeness