We offer a 100% guarantee that you will love what you ordered.
Because we're always looking to improve, I can't guarantee a "no questions asked" policy, but any questions we ask will not get in the way of getting you a 100% refund.
We are absolutely certain that you'll love our products. But everyone's different, and hooray for that! If you don't absolutely love what you ordered, we'll refund you the price of the order and cover cost of shipping it back to us.
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org to start the return process.