Walk into a room with the confidence of a rugged, roguish cowboy accompanied by eagles carrying pearl-grip six-shooters filled with bullets made of sheer animal magnetism.
What does it smell like? This bottle of badassery brings the scent of a Western movie ridin' shotgun on your every day: leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
What is this lotion? It’s a thick and creamy, not-at-all-oily-or-greasy, fast-absorbing, natural ingredient-havin', silky way to smooth your tumbleweed hands (and rest of you, but we're not gettin' in your business).
Is it amazing? YES!!! It's the kind of lotion that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.
What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
What does it feel like? This velvety mixture leaves your skin so happy... even non-lotion folks sing HALLELUJAH for Blazing Saddles Lotion.
Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances, but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.
"Love the scent! I ordered Blazing Saddles and I am blown away by the accuracy of the scent. I will be buying more from The Outlaws for sure." - Daniel, Outlaw
What does an Outlaw smell like?
An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles).
An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt.
An Outlaw smells like the essence of badassery.
This lotion brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend.
If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work.
This creamy lotion invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours.
8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).
We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.
We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.
We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.
We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.
We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.
We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.
We believe in the goodness of dogs.
OUR OUTLAW PROMISE
We’re committed to good product practices
We have serious commitments to our values:
• Our products are cruelty free and are never tested on animals (heck, we don’t even bathe our dogs). • We make our products in the USA, using domestic components and ingredients as much as possible. • We focus on sustainable business practices and packaging. • We source our materials from ethical companies who do not promote the destruction of the environment. • Our fragrances are all made in the USA and are regulated by the FDA. • We regularly contribute to charitable causes that are close to our hearts (including K9s for Warriors). • Our employees make above the minimum wage and are covered by good health insurance.
ABOUT OUTLAW SCENTS
Scents inspired by your favorite things
When we started this company, we did it because we wanted to remember our favorite things -- things like camping, carousing, and general rousing of rabble. If you're here, it's probably because you're passionate about those things, too.
Because we believe scent is a personal thing to be shared between you and those literally closest to you, these are subtle scents. They will not overpower a crowded elevator or make you "that jerk with all the cologne." They're designed to create an ambiance, not an impact.
All our scents are skin-safe and long-lasting, for hours of rugged enjoyment.
My whole family is enjoying the Blazing Saddles lotion, and it has prompted us to buy the gift set of it for other family members. As always, you're products rock, Outlaws! Keep up the good work, it is enjoyed and appreciated.
Howdy Lohycore,
That's great to hear! Your support means the world to us <3
My whole family is enjoying the Blazing Saddles lotion, and it has prompted us to buy the gift set of it for other family members. As always, you're products rock, Outlaws! Keep up the good work, it is enjoyed and appreciated.
Howdy Lohycore,
That's great to hear! Your support means the world to us <3
