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    Blazing Saddles Lotion

    The Sexiest Scent Ever: Warm Leather | Gunpowder | Sagebrush | Sandalwood

    Blazing Saddles Lotion

    Rated 4.8 out of 5
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    KIND TO ANIMALS
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    NATURAL INGREDIENTS
    CRAFTED IN THE USA

    Walk into a room with the confidence of a rugged, roguish cowboy accompanied by eagles carrying pearl-grip six-shooters filled with bullets made of sheer animal magnetism.

    • What does it smell like? This bottle of badassery brings the scent of a Western movie ridin' shotgun on your every day: leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
    • What is this lotion? It’s a thick and creamy, not-at-all-oily-or-greasy, fast-absorbing, natural ingredient-havin', silky way to smooth your tumbleweed hands (and rest of you, but we're not gettin' in your business).
    • Is it amazing? YES!!! It's the kind of lotion that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.
    • What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
    • What does it feel like? This velvety mixture leaves your skin so happy... even non-lotion folks sing HALLELUJAH for Blazing Saddles Lotion.
    • Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances, but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.

    "Love the scent! I ordered Blazing Saddles and I am blown away by the accuracy of the scent. I will be buying more from The Outlaws for sure." - Daniel, Outlaw

    What does an Outlaw smell like?

    An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles).

    An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt.

    An Outlaw smells like the essence of badassery.

    This lotion brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend.

    If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work.

    This creamy lotion invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you tame those tumbleweed hands of yours.

    8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).

    See all of Outlaw's Blazing Saddles Western-inspired sundries, including cologne, soap, lotion, and more

    8 oz of silky goodness.

    What does this kind of outlaw smell like?

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    An Outlaw smells like a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles).

    An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt.

    An Outlaw smells like the essence of badassery.

    The Blazing Saddles Collection brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your every day... and makes you such a legend.

    If your romantic entanglement catches you after using this lotion, you might be late for work.

    This bold, rugged Western scent invigorates the Outlaw within and inspires you to GET. IT. DONE.

    How to use

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    Pump a little of this thick, luxurious lotion in your hand. Spread it on your skin and generously work into your raw hide. Man oh man, that feels good. And it smells good, too. I think your day just got about 300% better. Not bad for a bottle of lotion, eh?

    Ingredients

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    Water, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Emulsifying Wax NF, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Stearic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Fragrance.

    Shipping & Returns

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    Most orders ship within 2 business days and arrive within 5 business days. Situations outside of our control sometimes interfere, but we do our absolute best.

    If you don't love what you ordered, please reach out to us and we'll either replace your product for free, or we'll give you a refund. If your items cost more than $100, we will issue a return label.

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    • "I apply it after getting a shower and my skin feels moisturized without being greasy. My only complaint is that they don’t make it in an industrial-sized barrel!" — Eric

    • "Not only is this company full of fun & sass, they are also truly unique in their high quality scents & products!" — Kara

    • "Well, at least they SMELL like I'm a hardworking cowboy, but I actually have the fancy moisturized hands of a fancy nobleman." — Matthew

    Who are the Outlaws?

    We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.

    We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.

    We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.

    We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.

    We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.

    We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.

    We believe in the goodness of dogs.

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    Wipe that sweat from your brow, my friend, because this is a NO SWEAT zone!

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    Do you love the smokey smell of campfire? How about the pungent scent of an aged whiskey? How about the peppery musk of gunpowder? Well, if you said hell yes to any of these three scents, then you need to look into the men’s care products made by Outlaw.

    average rating 4.8 out of 5
    Based on 284 reviews
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    284 Reviews
    Reviewed by Pamela W.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    I, flat, love the stuff! But, my pump broke during the opening. I think this is the 2nd time this has happened!!

    Excellent, I have at least one skin allergy. Your lotions don't bother me and I feel like I'm out hiking at the cabin!

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    Reviewed by Dawn B.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
    Review posted

    Love it!

    Order arrived as promised, on schedule. I love the lotions and soaps. I'll keep ordering different ones, and reordering the ones I really enjoy. Scents don't last long though, especially in the lotions.

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    Reviewed by Charlie T.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Lotion

    This stuff is great I love the sent.

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    Reviewed by Stephen H.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Best body lotion

    One of my favorite scents. It doesn’t hurt that it’s a really high quality lotion. Not greasy and leaves my skin feeling great.

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    Reviewed by Darrel S.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Great Lotions!

    Smells fantastic and is very absorbent, no greasy feeling!

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