Full Disclosure: The shocking part of number eighteen is that THERE IS NO NUMBER EIGHTEEN!
There’s an old cowboy saying: You can judge a man by the quality of their enemies, but you can judge a store by the hilarity of their customers.
And even though some people say that’s not really a saying, our sometimes customers have better — and just plain funnier — things to say about our products than we could ever come up with.
Take our solid colognes, for example…
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The raw scented power of this cologne attracts women, men, dogs, cats, squirrels, and all other manner of Gods creatures. The sheer magnetism of this cologne creates a near-visible cloud of attraction.” - Logan E.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Great Products and Service
"Best I've smelled since my mother dusted my ass with baby powder...Heehaw …!” - Robert Y.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Rootin ’Tootin ’Cowboy Bootin ’Good
“This fine ol ’cologne has me smellin ’like Clint Eastwood’s blondie. Shame it doesn’t make me look like him!” - George K.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ About time!
“It's good to smell good, and with The Gambler I get to smell hella good. Manly good. Not like French whore good like a couple of the younger, less savvy gents I work with.” - Israel G.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Smells great!
“Wife loves the smell. She says I smell like a real man! Not sure what to think of the ‘I shower with outlaws’ sticker you keep sending me…” - Gregory L.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A cowboy sauntered up to me and handed it over…
“…next thing I know, I smell like a night of fun and debauchery and that's all anyone can really ask for.” - Jon S.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I was looking for something out of the ordinary for a woman's scent. This nailed it! To me it smells like Fall. NOT the pumpkin spice latte kind of fall.” - Samantha S.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Smells way better than the real thing
"I’m so glad this doesn’t actually smell like Calamity Jane. I didn’t know her personally, but I’ll bet she was pretty ripe. This stuff smells feminine but nothing like your average perfume. I really like it." - Amy S.
"Look, all I’m gonna say is that Badlands solid cologne is a problem solver. I’ve been a virgin the entire time that I’ve been married. Then I ordered Badlands solid cologne. I’m still a virgin, but now I smell incredible!” - Zac
“My friends hot mom complimented it.” - Jacob B
The one common refrain in this song? Do yourself a solid and pick up some Outlaw solid cologne today! https://liveoutlaw.com/collections/solid-cologne