You Won’t Believe What Our Customers Are Saying About Our Solid Cologne. (Number Eighteen Will Shock You!)

Full Disclosure: The shocking part of number eighteen is that THERE IS NO NUMBER EIGHTEEN!

There’s an old cowboy saying: You can judge a man by the quality of their enemies, but you can judge a store by the hilarity of their customers. 

And even though some people say that’s not really a saying, our sometimes customers have better — and just plain funnier — things to say about our products than we could ever come up with. 

Take our solid colognes, for example…  

Blazing Saddles Solid Cologne 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The raw scented power of this cologne attracts women, men, dogs, cats, squirrels, and all other manner of Gods creatures. The sheer magnetism of this cologne creates a near-visible cloud of attraction.” - Logan E.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Great Products and Service

"Best I've smelled since my mother dusted my ass with baby powder...Heehaw …!” - Robert Y.


The Gambler Solid Cologne 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Rootin ’Tootin ’Cowboy Bootin ’Good

“This fine ol ’cologne has me smellin ’like Clint Eastwood’s blondie. Shame it doesn’t make me look like him!” - George K.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ About time!

“It's good to smell good, and with The Gambler I get to smell hella good. Manly good. Not like French whore good like a couple of the younger, less savvy gents I work with.” - Israel G.


Fire in the Hole Solid Cologne 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Smells great!

“Wife loves the smell. She says I smell like a real man! Not sure what to think of the ‘I shower with outlaws’ sticker you keep sending me…” - Gregory L.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A cowboy sauntered up to me and handed it over…

“…next thing I know, I smell like a night of fun and debauchery and that's all anyone can really ask for.” - Jon S.


Calamity Jane Solid Cologne 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I was looking for something out of the ordinary for a woman's scent. This nailed it! To me it smells like Fall. NOT the pumpkin spice latte kind of fall.” - Samantha S.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Smells way better than the real thing

"I’m so glad this doesn’t actually smell like Calamity Jane. I didn’t know her personally, but I’ll bet she was pretty ripe. This stuff smells feminine but nothing like your average perfume. I really like it." - Amy S.


The Badlands Solid Cologne 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Solid

"Look, all I’m gonna say is that Badlands solid cologne is a problem solver. I’ve been a virgin the entire time that I’ve been married. Then I ordered Badlands solid cologne. I’m still a virgin, but now I smell incredible!” - Zac

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Heaven

“My friends hot mom complimented it.” - Jacob B

The one common refrain in this song? Do yourself a solid and pick up some Outlaw solid cologne today!

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