Ok, ok... you got me. This isn't actually poop from real live unicorns
This 5-colored cleanliness creation does smell like rainbow sherbet and has a sprinkle of glitter on the top, yes, and in that way, it does very much resemble what you'd expect from the hindquarters of a majestic and magical steed, but it's not actually made from real fecal matter. I know.
You're probably really disappointed right now, aren't you?
People (especially children) often ask us, "How is unicorn poop made?"
This is a very good question, since we are very transparent about nearly all of our business practices and have, to this point, been somewhat hesitant to share our methods. Not only is competition in the unicorn poop market fierce, we also didn't want to open ourselves to a media relations nightmare if our quarters weren't to PETA standards.
Another interesting and weird day making soap at Outlaw Trading Company. Today's batch(es) of soap were the infamous Unicorn Poop(s)! I was joined by a lil' friend this time. We will call him Marty the Fly. He was quite annoying and insistent. It seemed like anything I did attracted Marty....
I've heard that it's hard to envision what I do all day. Before I left OWN, here's my day: 7:00 - 8:30 AM: wake up, get ready for work, have breakfast, etc 8:30: leave for work 9:00: arrive at work 11:00: coffee 2:00 PM: lunch at desk 4:00: coffee 6:30:...