We're No Stinkin' Outlaws — clean getaway

Now we've been able to up our game, we can switch out our two milled soaps with our epicurean (our dictionary word of the day calendar pays off in spades) Handmade Bar Soap.

At prices starting at just $16, with discounts of about 40%, you can't afford NOT to subscribe (I mean, I know your Outlaw habit... I'm a little surprised you named your first born child "Fire in the Hole," but proud. I'm also very proud.)

Whiskey, coffee, coffee with whiskey in it, coffee flavored whiskey, you get the drift. We love it so much we have an entire scent line dedicated to our beverage of choice, The Gambler Whiskey and Fine Tobacco scented soaps and sundries, and a very special Handmade Soap The Hair of the Dog that combines our two faves, for the next day when y’all went out and painted the town red. Or just your house. (We don’t judge.)

The subscription contains a whole wagon-load of Calamity Jane products that arrive every two months, and you — yes, you! — get to choose the size of the box, and what’s in it. Pick from combinations of milled soap, body wash, hand lotion, deodorant, and even air freshener to make your car a sweet Calamity-zone of its own.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ It's like the best smelling Christmas every other month "This subscription box is fantastic. Its shows up every other month like clockwork. With the our choice subscription box we never know which one we will get so it really is like the best smelling Christmas gift every other month...

Every two months we send you a box full of Outlaw products all themed around the same scent, but — and here’s the good part — we pick the scent for you.

We've been working on our Clean Getaway Subscriptions recently, trying to fine tune them to exactly what you need to get your Outlaw fix, on the regular, without any of that "remembering to order" nonsense (I don't know about you, but I have the attention span of a goldfish). One...

In 2013, our tiny group of Outlaw customers demanded a subscription box. "What fun!" I thought to myself as I perused the handicrafts of friends like Miriam Dema. "I can create a curated subscription box of small batch and handcrafted American made goods, and send it out to people monthly!"...

Pee Wee Herman knows how it's done! Law-abiding life got ya down? Tired of the excruciatingly slow build of your Roth IRA? There has never been a better time (except 140 years ago) to embark on the exciting adventures of outlaw life!