I can toot our own horn all day long, but here's the best beard oil review I could ever hope for:
"A bottle full of badass...
I opened the bottle, took one whiff, and was immediately taller, stronger, more masculine, surrounded by beautiful women, and sought after for advice on everything from which of Thoreau's works is the best allegory on rugged individualism to which cigar pairs best with which bourbon.
Then, I put a few drops on my beard and immediately the ghost of John Wayne appeared to me, tipped his hat, and asked if he could borrow some. Now he's back in cowboy heaven with Marilyn Monroe asking him what that amazing smell on his whiskers is. These are 100% true statements. Your results may differ. But buy it anyway. It's spectacular. You can thank me later. For now I've got a horse to ride, a gal to kiss, and the West to tame. Adios." - Tim
Tim says it's 100% true, so who am I to argue with that kind of testimonial?
And as if that wasn't enough, here's what Henry said about it:
"Magnificent Musky Man Mane
Outlaw's original Beard Elixir was already good stuff. A natural, honest scent with no frills that will hover around you and make things a bit sunnier.
Blazing Saddles Elixir isn't just beard oil that smells exactly like other Blazing Saddles products; it still has the honest scent of the original oil, with Blazing Saddles drizzled over it and complementing it. Like the way maple syrup liberally poured over warm, fluffy flapjacks doesn't change them completely, it just makes them even better.
I'll buy it as long as they're making it." - Henry
Ok, any more glowing testimonials and you're going to think I'm writing these myself (which I assure you I'm not... you can read all the Blazing Saddles Beard Oil Reviews here.
If you'd like to see what all the fuss is about, pick yourself up a bottle of this magic stuff here: https://liveoutlaw.com/collections/magic-beard-hair-elixirs/products/blazing-saddles-beard-hair-elixir