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You're on the run, and the best place to hide is up the mountain.
Come here often? You might want to get a subscription!
- Smells of pine trees, pine cones, campfire, and damp earth.
- Provides an everyday hideaway from HR’s BS.
- Like taking a wonderful walk through the woods, but with fewer squirrels.
- Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils.)
- Cures cabin fever (and no copay!)
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Rocky peaks and tree-studded paths smell of freedom and promise. A whiff of campfire on the breeze, the scent of pine and cool stone clear your head. There’s a little wet earth from recent rains...but not enough to leave a trace. When you’re on the run from life, the best place to hide is always up the mountain.
Yes, you’ve reached your hideaway.
And here at your mountain refuge, you’re free.
This satin of suds is made from high-quality, naturally derived ingredients.
Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe) Leaf Juice, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Glycerin, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Cyamopsis Tetragonoloba (Guar) Gum, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Butrospermum parkii (Shea Butter), Citric Acid, Fragrance
8 oz of handmade soapy goodness.