The Cursed Cowboy Lotion

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The Cursed Cowboy Lotion
The Cursed Cowboy Lotion
The Cursed Cowboy Lotion
The Cursed Cowboy Lotion

The Cursed Cowboy Lotion

Warm and Wild | Campfire and Clove Lotion

$ 15.00

Warm and Wild | Campfire and Clove Lotion

If you don't love this, you can return it for a full refund, no questions or hassle.

This seductive and sweet yet devilishly spicy, clove and campfire lotion is something special.

It was a morning not unlike this morning. The air was breathlessly still, with only the whirring of the ineffective fan and the rush of a running shower.

Like a spicy apparition, the scent of the Cursed Cowboy filled the bathroom. Surrounded by smells of campfire and clove, the monster opened its eyes and staggered forth into the world.

This lotion could RAISE THE DEAD.

8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).


KIND TO ANIMALS
RECYCLABLE PACKAGING
MADE WITH NATURALLY DERIVED INGREDIENTS

Water, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Butrospermum parkii (Shea Butter), Emulsifying Wax NF, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Stearic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Capriylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Fragrance

8 oz of silky goodness.

About Us Who Are the Outlaws?

We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.

We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.

We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.

We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.

We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.

We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.

We believe in the goodness of dogs.

OUR OUTLAW PROMISE We’re committed to good product practices

We have serious commitments to our values:

• Our products are cruelty free and are never tested on animals (heck, we don’t even bathe our dogs).
• We make our products in the USA, using domestic components and ingredients as much as possible.
• We focus on sustainable business practices and packaging.
• We source our materials from ethical companies who do not promote the destruction of the environment.
• Our fragrances are all made in the USA and are regulated by the FDA.
• We regularly contribute to charitable causes that are close to our hearts (including K9s for Warriors).
• Our employees make above the minimum wage and are covered by good health insurance.

ABOUT OUTLAW SCENTS Scents inspired by your favorite things

When we started this company, we did it because we wanted to remember our favorite things -- things like camping, carousing, and general rousing of rabble. If you're here, it's probably because you're passionate about those things, too.

Because we believe scent is a personal thing to be shared between you and those literally closest to you, these are subtle scents. They will not overpower a crowded elevator or make you "that jerk with all the cologne." They're designed to create an ambiance, not an impact.

All our scents are skin-safe and long-lasting, for hours of rugged enjoyment.

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