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    The Cursed Cowboy Lotion

    Warm and Wild | Campfire and Clove Lotion

    The Cursed Cowboy Lotion

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    Regular price $21.00
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    KIND TO ANIMALS
    RECYCLABLE PACKAGING
    NATURAL INGREDIENTS
    CRAFTED IN THE USA

    This seductive and sweet yet devilishly spicy, clove and campfire lotion is something special.

    It was a morning not unlike this morning. The air was breathlessly still, with only the whirring of the ineffective fan and the rush of a running shower.

    Like a spicy apparition, the scent of the Cursed Cowboy filled the bathroom. Surrounded by smells of campfire and clove, the monster opened its eyes and staggered forth into the world.

    This lotion could RAISE THE DEAD.

    8 oz of this lotion lasts about two months and some change (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West (or about 0.0005% the cost of a hot air balloon... which you didn't really want anyways).


    Water, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Butrospermum parkii (Shea Butter), Emulsifying Wax NF, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Stearic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Capriylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Fragrance

    8 oz of silky goodness.

    What does this kind of outlaw smell like?

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    In long shadows before dark nights, in clothes so black they suck at the light, you know he’s been to Hell and back. You can smell it on him... campfire with a touch of clove. The Survivor’s Saint The Cursed Cowboy.

    How to use

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    Pump a little of this thick, luxurious lotion in your hand. Spread it on your skin and generously work into your raw hide. Man oh man, that feels good. And it smells good, too. I think your day just got about 300% better. Not bad for a bottle of lotion, eh?

    Ingredients

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    Purified Water, Coconut Oil Ester (octyl palmitate), Blend of Apricot Oil (Prunus Armeniaca), Sesame Oil (Sesamum Indicum) and Grapeseed Oil (Vitis Vinifera), Canola Oil (Brassica Napus), Emulsifying Wax NF, Glycerin, Grapeseed Extract (Vitis Vinifera), Carbomer, Germal, Dimethicone, TEA. Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate

    Shipping & Returns

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    Most orders ship within a few business days and arrive within 5 business days. Situations outside of our control sometimes interfere, but we do our absolute best.

    If you don't love what you ordered, please reach out to us and we'll either replace your product for free, or we'll give you a refund. If your items cost more than $100, we will issue a return label.

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    Who are the Outlaws?

    We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.

    We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.

    We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.

    We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.

    We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.

    We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.

    We believe in the goodness of dogs.

    not sure what to get?

    Wipe that sweat from your brow, my friend, because this is a NO SWEAT zone!

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    Do you love the smokey smell of campfire? How about the pungent scent of an aged whiskey? How about the peppery musk of gunpowder? Well, if you said hell yes to any of these three scents, then you need to look into the men’s care products made by Outlaw.