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    Calamity Jane Natural Conditioner

    Smell like a Legend: Clove | Orange | Cinnamon | Whiskey

    Calamity Jane Natural Conditioner

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    KIND TO ANIMALS
    RECYCLABLE PACKAGING
    NATURAL INGREDIENTS
    CRAFTED IN THE USA
    Indulge your hair with Calamity Jane Natural Conditioner! This conditioner is a true gem - crafted with nature in mind, it's free from sulfates and parabens, ensuring a gentle touch for your locks.

    Smell like a legend!

    • Smells of orange, clove, cinnamon, ginger, and a kick of whiskey.
    • Doesn’t smell like the actual Calamity Jane (who was known to drink until she passed out in the stable).
    • Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils).
    • Makes you want to re-watch all three seasons of Deadwood.
    • Perky, spicy, crisp scent.
    "If a girl wants to be a legend, she should just go ahead and be one." - Calamity Jane

    Maybe my favorite quote of all time, from the mouth of a whiskey-soaked, leather-clad, foul-mouthed ruffian. And also, by many accounts, she didn't bathe at all.

    When some history buffs hear that we made a scent inspired by Calamity Jane, they worry. Justifiably. I don't think even whiskey-soaked, leather-clad, foul-mouthed ruffians wanted to smell like Calamity Jane... and yet, here she was, too legendary to let lie.

    So, when we were thinking of this company, and of the legends we pay tribute to, we knew we had to dedicate a special place in our collection to Calamity Jane.

    Jack Crawford wrote, "She was simply a notorious character, dissolute and devilish, but possessed a generous streak which made her popular." And that's what inspired her scent: a little spicy, a little sweet.

    Calamity Jane smells like clove, orange, cinnamon, and a kick of whiskey (of course!). It's quickly growing in popularity as one of our most beloved scents, and no question why: It's great for both men and women, it's sweet with a kick. 

    8 oz of creamy goodness.

    What does this kind of outlaw smell like?

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    A little spicy, a little sweet! Warm your senses with this combination of clove, orange, cinnamon, and, of course, whiskey! (We ARE talking about Calamity Jane, after all)

    How to use

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    Trust your instincts. You're wiser than you've been led to believe.

    Ingredients

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    Water, Cetearyl Alcohol, PEG-40 Castor Oil, Stearalkonium Chloride, Phenoxyethanol, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Lavender Flower Water, Roman Chamomile Flower Water, Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Provitamin B5 (DL-Panthenol), Glycerin, Roseship Seed Oil, White Willow Bark Extract, Alcohol, Fragrance.

    Shipping & Returns

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    Most orders ship within a few business days and arrive within 5 business days. Situations outside of our control sometimes interfere, but we do our absolute best.

    If you don't love what you ordered, please reach out to us and we'll either replace your product for free, or we'll give you a refund. If your items cost more than $100, we will issue a return label.

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    • "Martha Jane and I share a love of quality saddle leather, fine whiskey, good horseflesh, and older men, as well as a birthday." — Traci

    • "Calamity Jane... it gets my heart pumping, and smells so sweet n' spicy that I adore it." — Chai

    • "Just a fresh clean kinda spicy scent that suits me to a T." — Roberta

    Who are the Outlaws?

    We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.

    We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.

    We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.

    We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.

    We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.

    We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.

    We believe in the goodness of dogs.

    not sure what to get?

    Wipe that sweat from your brow, my friend, because this is a NO SWEAT zone!

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    Anne C. (Auburn, US)
    CALAMITY JANE Conditioner -- yum!

    A few months back I was looking for a scent with clove as a primary aroma, and I found it! CALAMITY JANE is my go-to fragrance for so many products. It has both cloves and oranges scents -- yummy! And the products have the advantage, for me, to not be overpowering. Very strong fragrances give me migraines, and I don't want to wear a scent that arrives in a room before I do, and lingers after I've left.

    I bought both shampoo and conditioner in CALAMITY JANE. The fragrance is wonderful. The shampoo lathers easily with only a small amount needed. And here's the rub with the conditioner (not unique to this brand, happens with most conditioners I use.) I need more conditioner than shampoo. At 71 my hair is fine and dry and I really need conditioner to soften my hair. Inevitably I will run out of conditioner before shampoo. A small, first world annoyance, but there it is.

    One other minor design matter: old eyes like mine (and younger; I've been nearsighted for 60 years) need lettering to POP! on labels. I have to hold the bottle inches from my nose to check which is shampoo and which is conditioner.

     

    Do you love the smokey smell of campfire? How about the pungent scent of an aged whiskey? How about the peppery musk of gunpowder? Well, if you said hell yes to any of these three scents, then you need to look into the men’s care products made by Outlaw.