I probably don't have to tell you how freakin' excited I am that the Deodorants have finally arrived, right? I assume you're with me on this MOMENTOUS event.
But the facts are these:
- People have been asking for deodorants for at least 3 years
- Our quality standards are peerless and therefore it is very difficult to make such a high stakes product with any degree of confidence (no deodorant pun intended)
- Once we established the quality standards and found a partner who could meet these standards, it was difficult to get a price point that was agreeable to all who would partake (considering people complain that our handcrafted, inspiring-and-inspired bar soaps cost $8)
- Once we got to the price point that was agreeable, we had to design badass labels to fully raise to the awesomeness you expect from us
But here we are. THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED (and so have boxes of deodorants and labels).
Subscribers to the Clean Getaway Soap Subscription Box will enjoy these Blazing Saddles deodorants first, before all others (I can hear the self-satisfied gloating of multitudes already). Everyone else can purchase the first batch starting in mid-March.
Beware the Ides of March no longer. We got yer pits covered.