Last April, approximately 34 years ago in pandemic time, we released the famous (infamous?) Rattlesnake Dick Balm as a joke (it being April 1 and all). But the joke was on us Outlaws, because the darn stuff was so darn popular it sold out in a little under an hour.
Very quickly, the rave reviews started rollin' in:
" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Great for Feet
I use the Rattlesnake Dick Balm on my heels and ankles every day, and it makes my feet smooth. It's super-easy to use and smells good. I plan to order more when this one is done." - MW
" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Duck Balm - lol - spell check....
TOTALLY disappointed when my first order (April 1) was refunded :(. So of course had to reorder when this stuff became a permanent member of the Outlaw family. Love it! It's smooth, strong smelling (Badlands) and hydrating. Will order again and again!" - Michele B.
" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Rattlesnake Dick Balm
This stuff is the balm, uh, Bomb! It smells great and feels even better! I've been using it on a pretty gnarly scar on my leg that is forever dry and scaly, and Rattlesnake Dick Balm is definitely helping with that. I use it every day on my scar and on my hands and I need more! Immediately! I don't want to run out!. It works better than lots of other things I've tried. Besides, just the name is enough to keep me coming back! Love it!" - Donna A.
(that's just 3 of 20 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ reviews... all of which are delightful, so you should read them. Our Rattlesnake Dick Natural Hand Balm really inspires the writer in folks!)
Whether your paws are chapped from obsessive hand-washing or from cutting down brush and dead tree branches for fire safety (defensible space is where it's at, amirite????), you'll be happy you've got a hand balm in your pocket.*
The whole collection's here: https://liveoutlaw.com/collections/hand-balm
* Due to the shape of the balm's packaging, you may want to let people know that you've got a hand balm in your pocket before they get any funny ideas.