I hope this isn't too forward, but, look, we clearly have a lot in common, and, well, it might be fun to be pen pals. But, like, text message pen pals.
And sure, you could do it because you'd like to enter for a chance to win $200 of Outlaw loot (3 months of the Clean Getaway Subscription Box of your choice), but, let's be honest: You love us. We love you.
It only makes sense to take this relationship to the text level.
(Editorial note: 🙌 Text message pun!)
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We'll make it worth your while.