The Unquenchable Thirst for Adventure... leads to chapped lips!
In every Western movie I've watched, the hero's lips seem permanently chapped. It's tragic considering how most of them are rugged and sexy individuals with a spirit of unquenchable adventure.
Now that I think about it, maybe that's why their lips are so chapped!
Each flavor tastes like Outlaw kisses, no matter what kind of Outlaw you are.
You love a good Jack and Coke... But we don't have the trademarks for either of those brand names, so let's just call it whiskey and cola.
The Kentucky Mule
This spicy and sweet combination of ginger beer, lime, and bourbon is sure to have you smacking your lips and looking around for [your nearby beloved] to kiss.
Whiskey a Go-go
Ever sneak a little whiskey in your coffee in the mornings? If that's the flavor of your happiness, then we have your happiness in a single lip balm. (No work-compromising activities needed.)
Outlaw on the Rum
Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for you! This delicious lip balm tastes like rum and cola -- It's the perfect finishing touch to your lifelong Captain Jack Sparrow impression.
🎄Holiday Cheer! (SEASONALLY AVAILABLE)
This is the beautiful seasonal flavor of mulling spices. So if you love a good mulled wine, you should mull over purchasing this delicious lip balm. (See what I did there?)
Don't embark on adventures without a good balm!
In The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, I remember distinctly noticing that the main characters' lips were all horribly, uncomfortably chapped. Truly unacceptable for any Outlaw!
It must be very distracting to have lips that chapped... how are you supposed to pursue adventure, let alone adventures of love?
Now, a hero's lips can be soft and supple (while also smelling oh-so-very-Outlaw).
Outlaw has made the perfect lip balm... whether you're a dry-mouthed whiskey lover with a love of whiskey and cola, a sea-faring Outlaw with a love of rum, or a Southern gentleman who craves the sweet, smooth, and spicy flavor of a good Kentucky Mule (it's like a Moscow Mule but with bourbon instead of vodka), we have exactly the lip balm that will keep your lips ready for whatever adventures they're called to embark upon! (Hey, we're not going to get all up in your business, okay?)
So grab your favorite lip balm flavor or get all five delicious flavors and share them around (in a safe and "here's your very own lip balm" kind of way).
Is this Chapstick?
No, it isn't. Chapstick is a registered trademark like Kleenex or Xerox... or Jack Daniels and Coke (otherwise known as Coca Cola). However, since people do use these terms frequently, I have to include a little disclaimer so people can find this product.
However, officially, these aren't Jack and Coke Chapsticks. And now you know! ✨
Please note: These lip balms contain lanolin, a naturally occurring wool conditioner, and are not vegan.