Terms & Conditions, Privacy, Etc

This is pretty much the most basic page ever:

1. You sometimes give us information so we can do business with you.

2. We use this information to do business with you.

3. There is no third point.  

We won't sell your information, including your name, address, phone number, shopping history, etc etc etc for any reason at any time. Your credit card info is processed by PayPal, Shopify, Amazon, and "other payment processors you may select" (depending on your choices). They get your credit card info. We can look at log files to see if you entered your address wrong, but that's about all the payment stuff we'll can access. So, even though were Outlaws, and we're not THOSE kind of Outlaws, your stuff is safe with us!

And we're the good kind of Outlaws!

Which means that if you say we should send you a newsletter, we might send you a newsletter. If you say we shouldn't, we won't. If you order soaps, we'll send them to you. If you don't, we might still send you stuff just because we think you might like that.

There is one new feature to our privacy policy, which is our use of the tasty little chocolate chip and dough things called cookies.

Wait... no, we are being told that they're not actually literal cookies.
What use is that?
Oh. OH. Advertising. It's so that wherever you go, you will see our ads? Really? wow. that's really high tech. And you promise us this isn't evil?
Wait, you're not promising me this isn't evil? ah... but it's just for advertising and not for some sinister government plot?
Ok. Well, we should at least tell people.

 

So, there you have it. We also use cookies, which may or may not be sinister.

The Outlaw Soaps website uses cookies, tracking pixels and related technologies. Cookies are small data files that are served by our platform and stored on your device. Our site uses cookies dropped by us or third parties for a variety of purposes including to operate and personalize the website. Also, cookies may also be used to track how you use the site to target ads to you on other websites.

If you seriously have a problem with this, please let me know. We don't want to be evil, we just want to sell our stuff and remind you that you need it if you might have forgotten that you did. So, that's why the cookies.

If you need to get ahold of us for any reason, here's our phone number: 1 (877) 929-9359 (please don't abuse it) and our address is PO BOX 1372, GRASS VALLEY, CA 95945 (please don't abuse that either, but if you want to send us collectible geographical spoons, you should know that our CEO has a 100+ spoon collection and would super duper love it). If you don't like something about how we have dealt with your order, just email us and let us know. As we mentioned, we're ordinary people doing extraordinary business here.