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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Howdy Ma'am!“Best fragrance EVER! The soap is wonderful, but the cologne really brings out the wonderful notes. Now when I work at a clients house, the ladies are going to have behave, as I will be rocking this awesome dad body (it's a temple) and smelling like Clint Eastwood,...

You know that feeling, right? You're ordinarily out adventuring -- camping, using a hatchet for something, gunfighting, lighting an explosive object on fire -- but sometimes, due to no fault of your own, you're housebound (thanks, COVID-19). But you don't have to wallow in that house-bound-wallower smell! You can smell...

YES indeed! We have gone out and fancified ourselves with some new spray cologne boxes that are made especially for our incredibly awesome spray colognes! These wooden masterpieces are carved using the MODERN POWER OF LASERS (pew pew!) by a local artisan down in Colfax (where our HQ used to...