Lots of people have beards, but only a few have MAGIC beards.
How can you tell if you’re one of them? Look for these signs:
5. Your beard can summon a herd of ghostly stallions during a full moon.
4. It whistles the theme from The X-Files even though your lips are completely closed.
3. You can pick a card — any card — and your beard can guess which one.
2. When someone asks you if your beard makes you hot during the summer, you reply, "it makes me hot all year."
1. It uses our Magic Beard & Hair Elixir, and it gets attention wherever it goes.
The Magic Beard & Hair Elixir is the best-kept hair-care secret in our store. Made from fine jojoba oil, it’s guaranteed to tame even the scraggliest man-mane, while infusing it with the divine scent of cedar wood and campfire.
And it also makes a great hair oil for both men and women. How magic is that?
Pick some up today, and bring a little beardy magic to your life!
NOTE: Our lawyers would like to remind you that we can’t claim this elixir has actual magical powers, but neither does Criss Angel: Mindfreak, and it never stopped him.
Magic Beard & Hair Elixir: https://liveoutlaw.com/collections/magic-beard-hair-elixirs/products/beard-oil-hair-elixir
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The stuff outlaws are made of...
"Outstanding sauce that maintains a healthy and robust beard. After a good washin’, just a few splashes of this into your palm and beard will make the ladies swoon. Good stuff being natural and good for your beards growth. Very happily satisfied." - Ron
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Great Smelling and Super sexy
"I love the way these products smell, and they make a beard soft and kissable." - Mary
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Not sure I’ll ever need another conditioner again
Magic Beard & Hair Elixir: "Got this magic potion for my wild curly hair that tends to get dry and knotty, and I’m absolutely delighted - just a tiny bit makes my hair soft and shiny, I love the scent, and the oil even doubles as hand and body moisturizer in a pinch." - Svenja