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Company profile: Roxy Vincent, VP of our Animal Testing Division

Who are we kidding? This is really just an opportunity for me to post a lot of photos of Roxy being adorable... [caption id="attachment_7108" align="alignnone" width="800"]Here she is! The happiest animal tester in the world! Here she is! The happiest animal tester in the world![/caption]   [caption id="attachment_7107" align="alignnone" width="792"]Roxy has met a friend at the beach and is trying to recruit him into the animal testing program by showing him how fun it is to be her. Roxy has met a friend at the beach and is trying to recruit him into the animal testing program by showing him how fun it is to be her.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_7106" align="alignnone" width="870"]Look, my friend! We can hoverdog together! Look, my friend! We can hoverdog together![/caption] [caption id="attachment_7100" align="alignnone" width="720"]A job well done. She now stinks to high heaven after rolling in seaweed. A job well done. She now stinks to high heaven after rolling in seaweed.[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_7101" align="alignnone" width="706"]A drive-by check-in on the executive management team of Outlaw Soaps A drive-by check-in on the executive management team of Outlaw Soaps[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_7104" align="alignnone" width="739"]This young recruit has potential! This young recruit has potential![/caption]   [caption id="attachment_7098" align="alignnone" width="960"]Career fair has been a success. Time to go home and roll seagull stink all over the bed. (note: not a single paw on the ground, even at this amble) Career fair has been a success. Time to go home and roll seagull stink all over the bed. (note: not a single paw on the ground, even at this amble)[/caption]   [caption id="attachment_7105" align="alignnone" width="800"]Time for a nap in the CEO's lap. It's not a bad job being the VP. Time for a nap in the CEO's lap. It's not a bad job being the VP.[/caption]   (side note: Roxy has yet to receive a bath even after the many wild adventures she had last weekend, all of which really necessitate a bath. Apparently her lobbying to end animal cruelty has been met with some success)    

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