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    Mountain Hideout Lotion

    In the Mountains, You're Free: Pine | Damp Earth | Campfire

    Mountain Hideout Lotion

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    Regular price $31.00
    Sale price $31.00 Regular price $36.00
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    KIND TO ANIMALS
    RECYCLABLE PACKAGING
    NATURAL INGREDIENTS
    CRAFTED IN THE USA

    You're on the run, and the best place to hide is up the mountain.

    • Smells of pine trees, pine cones, campfire, and damp earth.
    • Provides an everyday hideaway from HR’s BS.
    • Like taking a wonderful walk through the woods, but with fewer attack squirrels.
    • Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils).
    • Cures cabin fever (and no copay!).

    Rocky peaks and tree-studded paths smell of freedom and promise. A whiff of campfire on the breeze, the scent of pine and cool stone clear your head. There’s a little wet earth from recent rains...but not enough to leave a trace. When you’re on the run from life, the best place to hide is always up the mountain.

    Yes, you’ve reached your hideaway.

    And here at your mountain refuge, you’re free.

    This creamy lotion is thick and smooth, made from high-quality natural ingredients.

    8 oz of silky goodness.

    What does this kind of outlaw smell like?

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    Inspired by the seasons of the Cascade forests in Washington, Life on the Mountain is every season. These scents, like the seasons themselves, are available for a brief time. No two seasons are alike, but they are undeniably of the same family: Lush pine forest, damp earth, shifting rains.

    How to use

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    Pump a little of this thick, luxurious lotion in your hand. Spread it on your skin and generously work into your raw hide. Man oh man, that feels good. And it smells good, too. I think your day just got about 300% better. Not bad for a bottle of lotion, eh?

    Ingredients

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    Purified Water, Coconut Oil Ester (octyl palmitate), Blend of Apricot Oil (Prunus Armeniaca), Sesame Oil (Sesamum Indicum) and Grapeseed Oil (Vitis Vinifera), Canola Oil (Brassica Napus), Emulsifying Wax NF, Glycerin, Grapeseed Extract (Vitis Vinifera), Carbomer, Germal, Dimethicone, TEA. Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate

    Shipping & Returns

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    Most orders ship within a few business days and arrive within 5 business days. Situations outside of our control sometimes interfere, but we do our absolute best.

    If you don't love what you ordered, please reach out to us and we'll either replace your product for free, or we'll give you a refund. If your items cost more than $100, we will issue a return label.

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    • "Mountain Hideout smells great. It smells like you have just camped out in a pine forest with the damp ground and a hint of nut." — Adam

    • "Think pine trees in the mist, yet you've dried yourself off by the fire in your cabin, so there's an *essence* of damp earth, and the synesthetic 'feel' of dry pine cones." — Rashed

    • "Don't think you know what piney scent smells like from that holiday air freshener you spritz around. This is the real deal. EXACTLY like its description." — Kathleen

    Who are the Outlaws?

    We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.

    We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.

    We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.

    We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.

    We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.

    We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.

    We believe in the goodness of dogs.

    not sure what to get?

    Wipe that sweat from your brow, my friend, because this is a NO SWEAT zone!

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    Customer Reviews

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    Shawn D. (Surprise, US)
    Ooooh boy that is POTENT

    It is a very, very smokey scent. "Whiff of campfire" is a hell of understatement. You have to dig in deep to get that pine. Still, very good, and feels wonderful on the skin.

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    Jeremy O.

    Perfect

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    David F. (Schaumburg, US)
    Mountain hideout lotion is awesome!

    Love how heart it works and the smell is incredible!

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    Nichole P. (Denver, US)
    By far my favorite scent. Relaxes me the most!

    I loooove the way this smells. And this lotion really helps with my dry hands

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    Jennifer F.
    Scent is amazing!

    Love it ♥️

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    Charlotte B.
    Lotion

    Love the mountain hideout lotion......the scent is just right.

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    Alejandro M.
    Helps you smell coniferous!

    HEY OUTLAW PLEEEEEEASSSSE MAKE THIS NOT ONLY IN LOTION BUT ALSO IN SOAP PLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEE!!! For real y'all, I enjoy the pine scent along with the slight campfire notes that you get with this lotion. Honestly, if it was more pine/spruce/fir than general woods/campfire, I'd love it even more, so that is my only suggestion to the Outlaws...which sounds kind of like a personal request, but y'know, it can't hurt to try. I save it for special occasions...like going to the grocery store, or hanging out with my dog. I hope the company sees this review and hits me with the ol' "ask and you shall receive!" : )

     

    Do you love the smokey smell of campfire? How about the pungent scent of an aged whiskey? How about the peppery musk of gunpowder? Well, if you said hell yes to any of these three scents, then you need to look into the men’s care products made by Outlaw.