Blazing Saddles Milled Bar Soap

Walk into a room with the confidence of Clint Eastwood accompanied by eagles carrying pearl-grip six-shooters filled with bullets made of sheer animal magnetism.

• What does it smell like? This bar of badassery brings a Western movie to life inside your shower (but not literally, thank goodness, because that would be crowded): leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
• What is this soap? It's milled (which means it's milled by giant grinders called -- and how did you guess this? -- mills.), and so it lasts a bit longer than our super-soft handmade soap (and if you want more about the difference between the two, we have a blog post about handmade soap vs milled soap).
  
• Is it amazing? YES!!! It’s a satin of suds for your shower that brings an elevated showering celebration to what might otherwise be a hum-drum, ho-hum water experience. It's the kind of soap that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.
• What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
• What does it feel like? This velvety satin of suds is delightfully latherful and leaves your skin silky smooth.
• Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances, but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.
  

"Reminds me of myself in my outlaw days, the times I spent In Arizona, the hot days, and the dazzling nights. It has a very good smell. Just bring back a lot of memories. Some can be told, and well some better left alone, but like all outlaws, it comes a time to settle in a rocking chair and look at the mountains, and think, ya them sure was the days, them blazing saddles!!!" - Darrel, Outlaw

 

What does an Outlaw smell like?

An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles).

An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt.

An Outlaw smells like the essence of badassery.

This bar of solid soapiness brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your shower... and makes you such a legend.

If your romantic entanglement catches you comin' out of the shower, you might be late for work.

This satin of suds invigorates the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you win the prize for Most Incredible Shower, courtesy of some Outlaws.

4.2 oz of this milled soap lasts about a month (depending on your body hair situation), makin' this about $0.17/day.

If you decided to save that money for a rally car, you'd be saving for 241 years (or more than 88,000 days). If you don't have that kind of time (and we sure don't!), we recommend investing in this bar of soap. It'll get to you in a few days and smells a heck of a lot better than a face full of tire smoke.

See all of Outlaw's Blazing Saddles Western-inspired sundries, including cologne, soap, lotion, and more