| by Danielle Vincent

Hey Hand-some!

Last April, approximately 34 years ago in pandemic time, we released the famous (infamous?) Rattlesnake Dick Balm as a joke (it being April 1 and all). But the joke was on us Outlaws, because the darn stuff was so darn popular it sold out in a little under an hour.

Very quickly, the rave reviews started rollin' in:

" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Great for Feet
I use the Rattlesnake Dick Balm on my heels and ankles every day, and it makes my feet smooth. It's super-easy to use and smells good. I plan to order more when this one is done." - MW

" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Duck Balm - lol - spell check....
TOTALLY disappointed when my first order (April 1) was refunded :(. So of course had to reorder when this stuff became a permanent member of the Outlaw family. Love it! It's smooth, strong smelling (Badlands) and hydrating. Will order again and again!" - Michele B.

" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Rattlesnake Dick Balm
This stuff is the balm, uh, Bomb! It smells great and feels even better! I've been using it on a pretty gnarly scar on my leg that is forever dry and scaly, and Rattlesnake Dick Balm is definitely helping with that. I use it every day on my scar and on my hands and I need more! Immediately! I don't want to run out!. It works better than lots of other things I've tried. Besides, just the name is enough to keep me coming back! Love it!" - Donna A.

(that's just 3 of 20 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ reviews... all of which are delightful, so you should read them. Our Rattlesnake Dick Natural Hand Balm really inspires the writer in folks!)

So we brought it back... and then, because we knew y'all wouldn't be satisfied with just the Rattlesnake scent (otherwise known as The Badlands), we made it in four other signature Outlaw scents.

Whether your paws are chapped from obsessive hand-washing or from cutting down brush and dead tree branches for fire safety (defensible space is where it's at, amirite????), you'll be happy you've got a hand balm in your pocket.*

Get hand-y with Outlaw Hand Balm

The whole collection's here: https://liveoutlaw.com/collections/hand-balm

* Due to the shape of the balm's packaging, you may want to let people know that you've got a hand balm in your pocket before they get any funny ideas.

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