I've watched soooooo many episodes of Survivorman that I actually looked up what Les Stroud was doing before making this quiz. I thought maybe he'd be willing to lend some wise words... but it turns out that most essentials of survival are readily available with a quick Google search (thanks, Backpacker Magazine!).
Sure, I took the Sierra Club's wilderness travel course, but it was more than a decade ago, and I could use a refresher before compiling the hands-down best survival quiz ever*.
SIDE NOTE: If you score less-than-True-Survivor, I strongly recommend that wilderness travel course, which can be found here: https://www.wildernesstravelcourse.org/
Russ and I are watching episodes of Survivorman tonight, just to brush up.
* This claim of being the best survival quiz is 100% true, to my knowledge, which is 0%. I don't know of any other survival quizzes at all, so this must be the best.