Last April, approximately 34 years ago in pandemic time, we released the famous (infamous?) Rattlesnake Dick Balm as a joke (it being April 1 and all). But the joke was on us Outlaws, because the darn stuff was so darn popular it sold out in a little under an hour....

Outlaw’s Rattlesnake Dick Hand Balm smells of campfires put out early in the morning, just as the sun is coming up, a quickly packed campground, a cold face splash in the creek, running from the law.

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: our solid cologne is made with the same high quality ingredients as our (no longer available) solid lotion. We used to make a hand balm for extra dry hands, and people kept using it as cologne and asking if we could...