The moment you've all been waiting for: THE WINNER OF THE 2016 BUMPER STICKER CONTEST (and whose slogan you'll be proudly sporting on your transportation of choice).
Bob L's submission won by a juried selection and popular vote!
Congratulations, Bob! You have brought us hours of merriment and giggling (which you already heard on the phone).
Thanks to everyone who entered! We had a fantastic time reading everyone's submissions (of which there were many -- I think we had more submissions this year than ever before).