The Outlaw Soaps 2013 Customer Satisfaction Survey Will BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND
SEE the amazing charts filled with data!
FEEL the thrill of seeing kittens in a presentation!
TASTE ... whatever you're eating or drinking!
EXPERIENCE THE 2013 Outlaw Soaps Customer Satisfaction Survey for yourself!
Never before have so many datapoints been collected in a single presentation!*
Never before have so many insecurities been revealed on an annual report!
Never before has the online vaccine market received such rugged scrutiny by people who drink whiskey!
Set down your pencil and click through 30 slides of pure scientific perfection. Learn the inner workings of the mini-national sole proprietorship of Outlaw Soaps.
CAN YOU GET SATISFACTION?
YOU FUCKING BET YOU CAN!
* This is a total lie
Spoke with your wacky, lovely, Michigan mother-in-law this evening, who reminded me that I need to follow through with an order. Viewed and enjoyed your Soap factory tour (captivated by the doggie). Time to order now. My love to you and your husband. Now get busy with my order.