You still wouldn't smell as great as this soap.
I'm a Midwestern boy, born & raised. My cousins have their own hunting show on the Outdoor Channel for Pete's sake. I've lived in Missouri, Kansas, & Oklahoma my entire life. I thought homesteading in far South Oklahoma would make me a man.
I moved my wife & two kids back to the Ozarks of Missouri & decided I like greenery over tumbleweeds & icy winters.
Then I found Outlaw soaps.
Now I'm pretty sure I can fight a Grizzly with a Colt Peacemaker & my bear hands... I have an overwhelming desire to guide unsuspecting tourists on a long journey or Oregon Country... & I swear on the soul of my grandmother's grandmother, I can tame any horse that God ever created.
If you want to smell like real men used to, before we gave up physical work for computer screens... If you want to feel like you should be opening doors for all the men & women around you & tipping your hat in respect for your elders.... If you want to really get noticed without making an entire building smell like cheap, spray on body scent....... Then this is the soap for you.
If you feel like a beard, a smile, & a kind word to a man or woman who's feeling down isn't worth your while... or if you just really think that no one cares that you smell like day old beer and regret... Then you should probably go back to taking a lukewarm bath (instead of a shower) with your Always Save bargain soap from a place that shall not be named....
Needless to say... I haven't even tried the two other soaps I got in my package, & I'm sold.
MY ONLY words of advice. Don't sniff a combo of soaps you buy all at once, together. These scents are meant to be enjoyed separately. Don't let the smell of a box full of these soaps deter you. Combined, they are too powerful for mortal folk. Separate & used properly... they will make you the most desirable human person you have ever envisioned during the hours you spent designin...