Blazing Saddles Hand Balm

Blazing Saddles Hand Balm
Blazing Saddles Hand Balm
Blazing Saddles Hand Balm
Blazing Saddles Hand Balm

Blazing Saddles Hand Balm

The Sexiest Scent Ever: Warm Leather | Gunpowder | Sagebrush | Sandalwood

$ 25.00   

The Sexiest Scent Ever: Warm Leather | Gunpowder | Sagebrush | Sandalwood

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  • Even hardened Outlaws need soft hands: Spread Blazing Saddles Hand Balm on dry, rough, ragged skin.
  • It’s all-purpose! Use it on your hands, elbows, feet, knees, or wherever else you need a little moisturizing balm.
  • Make your skin silkier than a city slicker with an addiction to calfskin gloves. 
  • Keep it in your pocket, purse, car, or desk for a handy job whenever you feel the urge. You’ll feel better just having it around.
  • May lubricate squeaky hinges. We haven’t tried it, but it seems like this balm would do that job fine, too.

In this germy time, it’s best to keep your balm to yourself. Get friends, family, and even strangers (folks who wash their hands a lot love Blazing Saddles Hand Balm) their own tube.

“We are rough men and used to rough ways.” - Bob Younger


An Outlaw is a gosh darn American hero. An Outlaw transcends the common law of the land and is governed by a higher authority: Personal Integrity (which is also an aphrodisiac in the right circles).

An Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sagebrush, and a little dirt.

An Outlaw smells like the essence of badassery.

This hand balm brings the scent of the cowboys of legend to your shower... and makes you such a legend.

If your romantic entanglement catches you comin' out of the shower, you might be late for work.

This barrel of balm emboldens the Outlaw within and drives you to GET. IT. DONE. But make no mistake, nothing but NOTHING gets done before you win the prize for Sexiest Working Hands, courtesy of some Outlaws.

Use Blazing Saddles Hand Balm.

Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Grapeseed Oil, Olive Oil, Refined Hempseed Oil, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Rosemary Seed Extract, Essential or Fragrance Oils, (Non-Nano) Zinc Oxide.

2 oz.

About Us Who Are the Outlaws?

We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.

We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.

We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.

We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.

We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.

We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.

We believe in the goodness of dogs.

OUR OUTLAW PROMISE We’re committed to good product practices

We have serious commitments to our values:

• Our products are cruelty free and are never tested on animals (heck, we don’t even bathe our dogs).
• We make our products in the USA, using domestic components and ingredients as much as possible.
• We focus on sustainable business practices and packaging.
• We source our materials from ethical companies who do not promote the destruction of the environment.
• Our fragrances are all made in the USA and are regulated by the FDA.
• We regularly contribute to charitable causes that are close to our hearts (including K9s for Warriors).
• Our employees make above the minimum wage and are covered by good health insurance.

ABOUT OUTLAW SCENTS Scents inspired by your favorite things

When we started this company, we did it because we wanted to remember our favorite things -- things like camping, carousing, and general rousing of rabble. If you're here, it's probably because you're passionate about those things, too.

Because we believe scent is a personal thing to be shared between you and those literally closest to you, these are subtle scents. They will not overpower a crowded elevator or make you "that jerk with all the cologne." They're designed to create an ambiance, not an impact.

All our scents are skin-safe and long-lasting, for hours of rugged enjoyment.

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