Rattlesnake Dick Balm

Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm
Rattlesnake Dick Balm

Rattlesnake Dick Balm

$ 25.00   
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 23 reviews
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NATURAL INGREDIENTS

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If you'd like to watch our Facebook Live Video launching Rattlesnake Dick Balm, it's worth watching.

  • Even hardened Outlaws need soft hands: Spread Dick’s Balm on dry, rough, ragged skin.
  • It’s all-purpose! Use it on your hands, elbows, feet, knees, or wherever else you need a little moisturizing Dick balm.
  • Make your skin silkier than a city slicker with an addiction to calfskin gloves. 
  • Keep it in your pocket, purse, car, or desk for a handy job whenever you feel the urge. You’ll feel better just having it around.
  • May lubricate squeaky hinges. We haven’t tried it, but it seems like Dick’s Balm would do that job fine, too.

In this germy time, it’s best to keep your Dick Balm to yourself. Get friends, family, and even strangers (folks who wash their hands a lot love Dick’s Balm) their own tube.

“We are rough men and used to rough ways.” - Bob Younger

The Legend of “Rattlesnake” Dick Barter

The old West was indeed a time for rough men, and “Rattlesnake” Dick was ROUGH… Rough and hungry for the abundant gold being shipped all over the Sierra Nevada mountains.

When Dick got a tip on a big ol’ gold shipment, he couldn’t resist: He and his Outlaw associates held up a gigantic gold shipment near Nevada City (which is a bustling town in California, not Nevada, because the Wild West was a wild place).

The robbery was a success! Rattlesnake Dick made off with $40,000 in gold (which would buy 2,000 lotion sticks, if you’d like to know). Gold’s mighty heavy stuff, so Dick hid his ill-gotten gains in the forest, thinking he’d come back for it later.

He died in a gunfight before revealing the location of the gold.

Legends say there’s a stash of Rattlesnake Dick’s gold, ready to shower wealth upon whoever discovers it… today, that $40,000 in gold is worth more than one million dollars!

Perhaps Dick was distracted by his awfully rough hands, and this led to his premature end. It’s hard to know. Dick’s secrets were buried with him.

The moral of the story?
DON’T BE A DICK.

Use “Rattlesnake” Dick’s Twist-Up Balm.

Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Grapeseed Oil, Olive Oil, Refined Hempseed Oil, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Rosemary Seed Extract, Essential or Fragrance Oils, (Non-Nano) Zinc Oxide.

2 oz.

About Us Who Are the Outlaws?

We're Danielle & Russ Vincent, and we started Outlaw because we wanted to make a different kind of company.

We believe that good value doesn't mean cheaper, it means better quality, longer lasting, and more enjoyable to use.

We believe that good business practices don't have to be at odds with good social practices.

We believe that people do better when they feel better, and that good scents make people feel better.

We believe that a rising tide lifts all boats. We lift up other businesses every opportunity we get.

We believe that kindness costs nothing, but is worth more than gold.

We believe in the goodness of dogs.

OUR OUTLAW PROMISE We’re committed to good product practices

We have serious commitments to our values:

• Our products are cruelty free and are never tested on animals (heck, we don’t even bathe our dogs).
• We make our products in the USA, using domestic components and ingredients as much as possible.
• We focus on sustainable business practices and packaging.
• We source our materials from ethical companies who do not promote the destruction of the environment.
• Our fragrances are all made in the USA and are regulated by the FDA.
• We regularly contribute to charitable causes that are close to our hearts (including K9s for Warriors).
• Our employees make above the minimum wage and are covered by good health insurance.

ABOUT OUTLAW SCENTS Scents inspired by your favorite things

When we started this company, we did it because we wanted to remember our favorite things -- things like camping, carousing, and general rousing of rabble. If you're here, it's probably because you're passionate about those things, too.

Because we believe scent is a personal thing to be shared between you and those literally closest to you, these are subtle scents. They will not overpower a crowded elevator or make you "that jerk with all the cologne." They're designed to create an ambiance, not an impact.

All our scents are skin-safe and long-lasting, for hours of rugged enjoyment.

Rattlesnake Dick Balm Reviews

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Reviewed by Edwin B., from United States
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5 Stars

Love it from day one

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Reviewed by Anonymous
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome product!

The name sells the product! I got some as a joke for my dad on his birthday. He loved it.

Even though the name is funny it’s a serious product that lived up to the outlaw name!

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Outlaw: Bring the scents of adventure to every moment

Haha! That's awesome! Thanks for giving it a shot, partner. - The Outlaws

Reviewed by Andrew, from United States
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Don't be shy, try some rattlesnake Dick

Man, rough skin? You need to rub a little Dick on it. This stuff is made from good ingredients and smells great. Nothing from Outlaw disappoints me, absolutely nothing. I would love to put their products in my store front.

Do you know how rough a rattlesnake's dick would be? I can only imagine... Dragging the hot sand forever. Only Satan would know. That said, this would get that softened right up.

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Reviewed by MW B., from United States
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great for Feet

I use the Rattlesnake Dick Balm on my heels and ankles every day, and it makes my feet smooth. It's super-easy to use and smells good. I plan to order more when this one is done.

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Reviewed by Michele B., from United States
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Duck Balm - lol - spell check....

TOTALLY disappointed when my first order (April 1) was refunded :(. So of course had to reorder when this stuff became a permanent member of the Outlaw family. Love it! It's smooth, strong smelling (Badlands) and hydrating. Will order again and again!

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